Dessert Bark, 3 Ways

Is that too much to ask?

This morning I took a little personal time out to go to a yoga class with a friend, and let me just tell you... I loved it. Which is shocking, because I dislike most things that involve any sweating that isn't caused by standing in front of an oven.

But seriously, this was some exercise I can see myself getting into... which is a pretty big deal because you might remember that the last time I mentioned exercise this happened.

I felt strong. I felt zen. I felt brave enough to do a handstand with my feet up on the wall, inverted like an upside down "L".

What I didn't feel was the blood vessel that decided to burst in my eyeball.

Nope, Steve had to inform me about that. He made this strange face while I was talking to him a few hours after the class, and I knew something was up. Then I looked in them mirror and saw it. Like something out of a horror movie.

Oh, well. I'll spare you the picture, but I promise it isn't pretty.

Anyway, enough about fitness, let's talk sugar. {Because I know that's what you come here for.}

You will never guess what I have created for you.

Gifts.

Well, not FOR you but for you to make for other people. Because let's face it, if you weren't the recent winner of that recent ridiculous Powerball drawing, and you're lucky enough to have lots of sweet people in your life that you care about, you probably don't have unlimited funds for holiday shopping.

{But if you do, would you mind sending me some of that? Wire transfer would be great. Thanks.}

Anyway, I know that you probably don't have anymore free time than I do. So I decided to come up with a spin on a popular holiday treat that even busy, broke people can make: Bark.

You know, the stuff that fancy specialty stores like to sell for nearly $30 a tin.

With a handful of ingredients, the help of your microwave and refrigerator, and some inexpensive little gift bags, you can pretty much cross everyone off your list for $30. 

Now comes the exciting part... the flavors that I'm sharing with you today.

Have you ever heard of Banana Pudding Bark? {A white chocolate-vanilla pudding base studded with banana chips and vanilla wafers!}

Or Milk Chocolate-Potato Chip Bark? {Milk chocolate base encrusted with salty potato chips and drizzled with white chocolate!}

Or Pina Colada Bark? {White chocolate base with sweet dried pineapple bits and flaked coconut!}

Yeah, I've never seen those come in a tin, either. But if those stores know what's good for them, they'll start selling these... SOON.

Because they'll have some competition coming from you and me. And if I can make it with a busted eye, I guarantee you'll have no problem making it either.

**These recipes are an approximation. You can use as much or as little of the ingredients as you choose, and mix and match add ons to make your own delicious flavors**

Banana Pudding Bark

1 {11 oz.}bag white chocolate chips {I use Ghiradelli's}
4 tablespoons Jell-O Vanilla Instant Pudding
½ cup vanilla wafers, coarsely crumbled
⅓ to ½ cup banana chips

1. Prepare a baking sheet by lining with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat. Set aside

2. Place white chocolate chips in a medium, microwave-safe bowl. Heat on high for 30 second intervals, stirring occasionally until melted and smooth. {Note: White chocolate is VERY easy to scorch, keep an eye on it and try to zap it as little as possible. Residual heat will do most of the melting.}

3. Add 4 tablespoons of pudding mix to melted white chocolate, mixing until incorporated. {It will become quite thick.}

4. Spread white chocolate-pudding mixture onto prepared baking sheet and smooth out with a silicone or offset spatula to desired thickness. {I like it about ¼ inch thick.}

5. While still wet, sprinkle with crumbled vanilla wafers and banana chips, pressing down gently to adhere to base.

6. Let set either at room temperature for about an hour or in the refrigerator for about 30 minutes.

7. When hardened, break into irregular pieces and serve or package.

Milk Chocolate-Potato Chip Bark

1 {12 oz.} bag milk chocolate chocolate chips
About 1 to ½ cups potato chips, coarsely crumbled
About ¼ cup white chocolate chips, melted

1. Prepare a baking sheet by lining with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat. Set aside

2. Place chocolate chips in a medium, microwave-safe bowl. Heat on high for 30 second intervals, stirring occasionally until melted and smooth. {Note: Careful not to scorch.}

3. Pour melted chocolate onto prepared baking sheet and smooth out with a silicone or offset spatula to desired thickness. {I like it about ¼ inch thick.}

4. While still wet, sprinkle with crumbled potato chips.

5. Chill in refrigerator about 10 minutes or until hardened.

6. Remove from freezer and drizzle with melted white chocolate. Return to freezer for another 10 minutes or until set.

7. When hardened, break into irregular pieces and serve or package.

Pina Colada Bark

1 {11 oz.} bag white chocolate chips {I use Ghiradelli's}
½ cup dried pineapple pieces, roughly chopped
¾ cup flaked, sweetened coconut

1. Prepare a baking sheet by lining with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat. Set aside

2. Place white chocolate chips in a medium, microwave-safe bowl. Heat on high for 30 second intervals, stirring occasionally until melted and smooth. {Note: Careful not to scorch.}

3. Pour melted white chocolate onto prepared baking sheet and smooth out with a silicone or offset spatula to desired thickness. {I like it about ¼ inch thick.}

4. While still wet, sprinkle with chopped dried pineapple pieces. Sprinkle flaked coconut over top, pressing down gently to adhere to base.

5. Chill in refrigerator about 10 minutes or until set.

6. When hardened, break into irregular pieces and serve or package.